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[Jan. 17th, 2006|10:13 am] |
"Not now, my children, not now." | | The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMm)
People believe in you, and then you send them to hell. Behold, the False Messiah.
You're usually a very kind person, and conscientious, too. Socially, you're a leader, and your friends and associates look up to you. You're probably tall. In intimate relationships, you're a capable, responsive, and experienced lover. Outside the box, however, you run into trouble.
Your exact opposite:
The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer
| Girls fall hard for you, but you're much more ambivalent about them. The beginnings of your relationships are unusually intense, making it all the rougher on her when they end. At first, using all your accumulated tricks of the trade, you ladle on the affection. But once she's all covered in soup, you withhold the true napkins of commitment. What's that all about? We should've called you the False Waiter.
You're looking for Love. But history tells us you struggle to settle down and accept it. There's a deep streak of carnality within you. And while you'll never be a predator, you'll always fight the urge to roam free. You like to plan things out, so plan this: find someone who can indulge your selfish side, has a healthy sexual appetite, and doesn't mind uncertainty.
FLEE: The Sonnet, The Window Shopper
PURSUE: The Stiletto, The Peach, The Nymph |
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: cedeadric |
Is this supposed to be a bad thing? |
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[Nov. 26th, 2005|08:15 pm] |
Just our of curiosity how exactly should you deal with a famine? transifigure anything availible into food? |
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[Oct. 13th, 2005|03:59 pm] |
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Happy birthday. |
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[Sep. 3rd, 2005|10:15 am] |
It has come to my attention that I am now too old to be in school, even though I don't think I've aged at all since my death.
This means that I will be heading off to Ibiza again before going back to The New Republic in order to assume my political duties. |
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[Aug. 3rd, 2005|05:13 pm] |
Why was that girl Weasley carrying a book about? I didn't even know they could read. |
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[Jul. 26th, 2005|04:22 pm] |
I know that every one is enjoying this party ( of course no one gave me one when I came back from the dead) but I would appreciate it if you would stop throwing rocks into the lake.
I am trying to train for the swim team and you keep sinking me.
Blaise have you finished with Justin yet? |
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[Jul. 9th, 2005|12:34 pm] |
Your machine turned their weapons into flowers. |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2005|11:31 am] |
It is time.
Corner turn on the machine.
Blaise are you done with that odd boy and his kitten? |
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[Jun. 21st, 2005|07:37 pm] |
My first year as a member of the living undead is drawing to a close; it has been an eye opening experience.
To answer Professor Lupin's exam question I would ask the deceased to challenge the grim reaper to a game of quidditch.
He always looses. |
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[Apr. 11th, 2005|03:36 pm] |
I need some one to vote for now that Goyle is dead.
Tell me in detail why I should spare your life and I will make a decision. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2005|06:14 pm] |
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So.
Apparently I have been given an early graduation at Hogwarts.
I'm getting tired of waiting around for my girlfriend to come back so I think I'll just go and rest in peace for awhile.
Visit the afterlife and that sort of thing. |
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| Woe the burdans of being a model. |
[Mar. 24th, 2005|08:12 pm] |
So my agent was trying to give me some sort of bullshit about some Madame Malkin's catwalk show I agreed to last month.
Honestly I am this years winner of the most charming smile award, I think I can do a little better then Madame Malkin's!
It's all so pedestrian really; I need to find a challenge where I can really show my poise and talents.
Woe, I need to go cleanse my skin then work on fixing my charka.
My charka's been a mess ever since I ate those brownies. |
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[Feb. 17th, 2005|04:18 pm] |
My girlfriend decided to go fuck herself at the ball.
Why do these things keep happening to me? is it because I'm dead?
And why do I have a bill from the three broom sticks stating that I need to pay my bar tab? |
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[Feb. 15th, 2005|02:11 pm] |
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Everything seems so big. |
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[Jan. 27th, 2005|12:31 pm] |
You know I may have the gay but that doesn't mean I don't have taste.
I'm hardly interested in being seduced by teenage girls who think that swearing and farting is all us males really do.
It's digusting.
Changing yourself in order to get a favourable opinion from some one else always is.
Besides I think I'm recovering from my illness.
How did I get this illness anyway? I wasn't aware that the dead could get sick.
That little Gryffindor suggested that I should run the school.
Perhaps this isn't such a good idea, of course I suppose I could buy the school but I would have to consult Blaise about that. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2005|04:13 pm] |
Oh shit. |
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[Dec. 31st, 2004|04:43 pm] |
Blaise? |
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[Dec. 25th, 2004|04:36 pm] |
Blaise when you told me you bought me a Quidditch team for christmas I was delighted.
However they have now arrived here from Australia, they are beating each other up and they are destroying furniture.
What should I do with them? |
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[Dec. 15th, 2004|04:05 pm] |
Wanted
One Personal assistant to work for Cedric Amos Diggory, for the duration of the school year.
Duties in clued
: Sorting through memorial gifts and flowers.
?Cleaning and maintaining Coffin.
*Assisting with home work and assignments (this will include some light typing)
*Managing Legal Documents including Deeds for large-scale property.
*Also assisting Blaise Zabini with managing her large wardrobe.
?*Also assisting Blaise Zabini with the school work she missed during her vacation in London (this will include doing entire assignments on occasion)
*Some occasional weekend work as a bouncer for The Naughty Badger nightclub.
All applicants must be fifth year and over, have experience with using a computer along with sufficient grades in Charms, Potions and Transfiguration.
We require that you bring a resume along with three references; we also require that you take a standard IQ test.
All applicants should comment in this journal entry. |
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