Still fit for a dead guy

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"Not now, my children, not now."
The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMm)

People believe in you, and then you send them to hell. Behold, the False Messiah.

You're usually a very kind person, and conscientious, too. Socially, you're a leader, and your friends and associates look up to you. You're probably tall. In intimate relationships, you're a capable, responsive, and experienced lover. Outside the box, however, you run into trouble.

Your exact opposite:
The Pool Boy

Random Gentle Sex Dreamer
Girls fall hard for you, but you're much more ambivalent about them. The beginnings of your relationships are unusually intense, making it all the rougher on her when they end. At first, using all your accumulated tricks of the trade, you ladle on the affection. But once she's all covered in soup, you withhold the true napkins of commitment. What's that all about? We should've called you the False Waiter.

You're looking for Love. But history tells us you struggle to settle down and accept it. There's a deep streak of carnality within you. And while you'll never be a predator, you'll always fight the urge to roam free. You like to plan things out, so plan this: find someone who can indulge your selfish side, has a healthy sexual appetite, and doesn't mind uncertainty.


FLEE: The Sonnet, The Window Shopper

PURSUE: The Stiletto, The Peach, The Nymph


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Is this supposed to be a bad thing?
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    dead confused
Hufflepuff pride.

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Just our of curiosity how exactly should you deal with a famine? transifigure anything availible into food?
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    dead hungry
Still fit for a dead guy

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It has come to my attention that I am now too old to be in school, even though I don't think I've aged at all since my death.

This means that I will be heading off to Ibiza again before going back to The New Republic in order to assume my political duties.
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    dead excited
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I know that every one is enjoying this party ( of course no one gave me one when I came back from the dead) but I would appreciate it if you would stop throwing rocks into the lake.
I am trying to train for the swim team and you keep sinking me.
Blaise have you finished with Justin yet?
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    dead irate
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My first year as a member of the living undead is drawing to a close; it has been an eye opening experience.

To answer Professor Lupin's exam question I would ask the deceased to challenge the grim reaper to a game of quidditch.
He always looses.
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    dead apathetic
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I need some one to vote for now that Goyle is dead.
Tell me in detail why I should spare your life and I will make a decision.
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    dead indecisive